'Eat My Shorts' - Bart Simpson T-Shirt

Zero respect. Maximum attitude. This tee is pure Bart energy — loud, unapologetic, and absolutely not here to behave. Straight from the golden era of chaos, the Eat My Shorts shirt is a middle finger to boring fits and safe fashion.

Streetwear cut. Bold graphic. Smirky-approved. Throw it on and let the world know you’re not here to explain yourself.

Limited time only. Once it’s gone, it’s gone for good. No restocks. No mercy.